THERE WAS A RUSSIAN ROULETTE SCENE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985, 97 minutes)

i swear to god i am not fucking crazy THIS IS REAL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

hacker hitter grifter thief? mastermind??

sometime between like 2006-2010 we rented The Breakfast Club (1985, 97 minutes) on dvd from the Hollywood Video that used to be a liquor store and is now the 5 guys burgers and fries and also a hot yoga. my sisters boss told her to watch it, i think because she has red hair and molly ringwald did too? idk doesnt matter.

so my sister watches the movie. then later i watched it with her and it was The Breakfast Club. 1985, 97 minutes. except part way into the movie the principal pulls out a fucking gun. hes arguing with the punk guy Bender about whatever and things get heated and the principal pulls out a revolver and slams it down on the table and then my sister said to me "i dont understand this scene" and i didnt really quite get how russian roulette works yet so i was like "maybe theyre gonna spin the gun on the table and shoot in whichever direction it fires". this was dumb but i was like 10 sue me. and then Bender shouts "I WANT THREE BULLETS" and the principal loads up the gun and Bender spins the spinny bit and pulls the trigger. and obviously he doesnt die because the rest of the movie happens after that and he does the fist pump at the end like he does in The Breakfast club.


1985



97 minutes.

AND NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS SCENE OR HAS EVER SEEN IT OR HEARD ABOUT IT INCLUDING MY SISTER WHO WATCHED IT TWICE AND IM LOSING MY MIND. 

IT HAPPENED I SAW IT.

THAT SAID, im willing to accept that this is a shazaam/kazaam situation where my memories have somehow crossed over and that the russian roulette scene was actually from a different movie BUT ONLY IF SOMEONE CAN PRODUCE THE SCENE IN QUESTION FROM THAT OTHER MOVIE.

!!!AND DONT YOU EVER FUCKING SAY "DEER HUNTER*" TO ME!!!!!

ITS NOT THE FUCKING DEER HUNTER

YES THAT HAS RUSSIAN ROULETTE

YES THEY SAY THE WORDS "THREE BULLETS"

BUT NO THAT IS NOT THE SCENE I SAW

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE

MY SISTER HAS NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE

TRY AGAIN




*(1978, 184 minutes)

things it could might actually be:

i watched some other stuff around the same time and my sisters boss told her to watch some other stuff too so if it IS actually a different movie, these are the ones id check first

-13 candles

-13 going on 30

-never been kissed

-that one where the barbie comes to life and doesnt know how to type?

why did i watch these......


THERE IS ALSO THE CHANCE that this was from a Breakfast Club parody of some sort. i could believe it was like an SNL sketch or collegehumor vid or something. i remember seeing one at some point where Bender had an i think atari cartridge shoved into him instead of his dad putting cigarettes out on him.


IF YOU REMEMBER THE BREAKFSAT CLUB RUSSIAN ROULETTE SCENE OR HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT COULD LEAD TO ITS CAPTURE PLEASE CONTACT ME

IF YOU ACTUALLY FIND THE SCENE ILL GIVE YOU $50 I AINT EVEN PLAYING THIS IS OFFICIALLY A LOST MEDIA BOUNTY NOW

NEVER MIND SOMEONE FOUND IT GOD DAMN 15 MINUTES AFTER I POSTED THIS PAGE???????????????????????????

@MARSARTHIM FOUND IT LIKE IMMEDIATELY IM SO UPSET CLICK THE PENGUINS TO SEE THE CURSED ARTIFACT WHAT THE FUCK

oh yeah content warning russian roulette. obviously.